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stareater   
Not surprisingly, the first attempt at deep-frying a turkey went like 99% of all other attempts that would follow.

pekejebe
No ma'am, the last guy who did was vaporized at the keyboard. Just tell me the long version of it.

Tommys_Dad
Just the fa- *Vaporizes at keyboard*

cambria36
I hope the next capper who tries the ole "Jack Webb/Sgt. Friday/just the FAX, ma'am" line, vaporizes at his/her keyboard.

Daleman
Just the fax ma'am, and no photo copies please.

Tsunade   
Dracula suddenly wished he'd installed handrails, even if they did detract from the creepy ambience.

Nerikull
"Black and White say that justice was done..."

Nerikull
The calm before the bitchslap.

McFrenzy
You sheep come back with my bagpipes!

Tommys_Dad
Parallel Parks. On top of Daleman.

Tsunade   
Hang on... my pimp's trying to tell me something...

Tsunade   
You gonna eat that?

Tsunade   
Again, Lowered Expectatations Member # 4587

Tsunade   
Oh, of all the times I've lain awake listening to my husband snore, wishing I were her.

rickubis   
If Star eater shows up, they're in trouble.

torgone
Nice clams.

McFrenzy
Aw shucks. And I didn't get you anything.

Tsunade   
Inventing Situations addresses me personally when I log in now. :)

Nerikull
Arrrr! 'tis the black spot! *ducks* What?? It's a classical reference!!!

Nerikull
Much to his horror, he'd be spending his 20 bunked with Curly Howard!

Tommys_Dad
The mayhem after the bitchslap.

Daleman
Mammy! How I love ya, how I love ya...

Tommys_Dad
"Nope, refrigerator's not out here."

Tommys_Dad
Dick Tracy's only clues were a portrait of Buffoon's ex-wife's heart and a pair of panties. "First things first," he reasoned.

McFrenzy
Plymouth rocks, dude!

McFrenzy
Who among us is jazz handing under their cloak of shame?

McFrenzy
Meanwhile, Sir Walter Raleigh and the boys release Prince Albert from the can and smoke him.

McFrenzy
If you come upon a Snader in the wild, back away slowly and contact the nearest hat store.

thefifthbot   
Best Joel face ever

thefifthbot   
Sure I'm taking a lott of napkins. I'm messy. What's it to you?

Tsunade   
Lowered Expectatations Member # 4587

Tsunade   
Lowered Expectatations Member # 9031

Tsunade   
Lowered Expectatations Member # 2217

Tsunade   
Lowered Expectatations Member # 6434

Tsunade   
Lowered Expectatations Member # 3005
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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